We have different point of views in life, our
professors have their own way and style in lecturing but they are still our mentor,
our adviser, and our guidance who teaches us lessons who feeds us everyday knowledge,
words of wisdom, which trains and disciplines us. They are our second family
away from home, our second mother and father. The following are based purely on
my everyday observation from the different professors I have encountered, no
offense meant.
DIFFERENT
KINDS OF PROFESSOR
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Story Teller- instead of lecturing and discussing the
lesson, almost 60% are allotted to Storytelling and the remaining 40% to pure
lecture but it’s good that we’ve learned a lot of stories anyway.
Joker man- I so love these kind of professors, they
usually are my favorite for they usually make the students laugh; they make the
atmosphere full of joy, fun and laughter. Unlike other professors, who are so
boring! I adore their sense of humor because not all instructors had that
sense. (Pardon the metaphor)
Slowpoke- this kind of professor usually teaches like
slowpoke of Pokémon it takes time before slowpoke can finish his/her lecture.
But at least he/she had explained the lessons very well.
Jiggly Puff- these kinds of instructors are the one who
lectures or discusses the lesson which makes it so hard to stay awake, it was
as if Jiggly Puff of Pokémon is singing her lullaby. It has its magical voice
that makes the students fell asleep. You’ll be having a hard time fighting not
to fell asleep during class lectures.
Mr. Pogi- Mr. Head turner, The Students Crush, Mr. Hunk
is usually the students’ inspiration especially for the girls. But sometimes it
leads to desperation because they couldn’t concentrate anymore on the lesson
for they usually spend a lot of time day dreaming.
Santa
Claus- this
is the kind of instructor who gives the key answer before the exam. Magbibigay
na lang ng key answer dahil alam nyang walang naka gets ng tinuturo nya Haha!
Para hindi mabagsak sa evaluation?! Uhmm, maybe pero wala na kami paks dun (San
ka pa! Oh, Aarte pa? Grasya na tohh!)
Fashionista- goes to the class with her different styles of
dress, a head turner due to her fashion sense. It was like an everyday fashion
show during her period. Talagang inaabangan ng lahat kung anong next na outfit
nya. Hindi na yung lesson ang inaabangan kundi yun outfit niya.
Juan Tamad- the kind of instructor na walang alam kundi
magpareport, then uupo lang sa gilid makikinig then mag aask ng question after
the report. (Professors are supposed to be the one teaching us these lessons.
And I don’t get to see the point why we had to understand the lesson and report
it in front of the class without any knowledge about it. I also can’t
understand why most of the instructors practice this kind of teaching. If any one
of you has an idea why, can you please enlighten me? Because do you know that
feeling when you really had no knowledge about that topic then hirap na hirap
ka ng intindihin un report nyo tapos my follow up question pa coming from the
professor and the students. Puro kabobohan lang naman irereport mo, kunyari
nagmamagaling ka na lang about sa report nyo pero sa totoo lang wala ka talagang
alam. Sadyang nakakahawa ang kabobohan. How would you expect a student to
discuss the lesson if you the instructor, who had that knowledge, should be the
one discussing that in front of the class. Students are here to learn from the
instructor not to discuss the lesson in front of the professor. That is why you
are called the Instructor, our mentor, our guide because you should be the one
teaching us these lessons.)
Dwarfism- these are the professors who discusses the
lessons with a very soft voice which their nose can only hear.
Waa’ Care- these are the professors who doesn’t even
care, even if the students are obviously not listening to the lesson and is
busy doing something. They are too busy discussing and don’t even care if the
students are noisy and are busy chatting with their seatmates. They just talk
and talk like “care ko, it’s not my loss anyway if hindi kayo makikinig sa
lesson ko, sinong malulugi?”
Rapper- discusses the lesson too fast like a rapper,
which the students sometimes could no longer cope up for they usually lectures
fast. (parang may hinahabol lang eh, nagmamadali? Nagmamadali? pwede bang let’s
take it slow?)
Vice Ganda- these are the instructors who joke like Vice
Ganda magaling mang okray. Nakakatawa naman magpatawa malas mo lang kung ikaw
ang napagdiskitahan nyang insultuhin. Hahaha
Heavy butt- you could easily noticed them for they usually
lecture and discusses the lesson just by sitting the whole period hindi mo siya
makikitang nakatayong nagdidiscuss lagi lang nakaupo (mabigat lang yung puwet
kaya di makatayo?)
The
Maintenance- if you are a new
student, you could mistake him/her as school maintenance, aakalain mong
maintenance siya sa ayos at porma nya di mo aakalain na Ay, magaling na instructor
pala siya kala ko mainternance LOL! (Lesson Learned: Don’t judge the book by
its cover because professors are not books! LOL)
Narcissus- very fond of his/her look, feeling
pretty/feeling gwapo palagi (Oo, sigehh na ikaw na ma-beauty/ma-gwapo! Chos!
Oo, na lang No Choice eh!)
British
professor- you could easily
notice the british professor due to her british accent kuno. Ang ma-sasay lang namin “Ang O.A!”
The
V.I.P-
beware not to make The V.I.P mad for she is a very demanding instructor,
kelangan mo pa siyang suyuin ng todo-todo. Matampuhin lang kasi?! Gusto nya
starring siya kasi nga V.I.P
Perfectionist- the kind of instructor that
is a perfectionist dapat pag sinabi nyang ganito, ganyan dapat nagawa mo na
kundi dedbol ka. Dapat palaging perfect. Natataranta at natutuliro mga
studyante sa kanya. Dahil kilala siya sa college sa dami ng binagsak niya na
studyante.
Ghost
Professor- instructor
na palaging absent, pumapasok lang kung kelan lang nya feel magturo. Once a
week lang kung pumasok, may pattern kung kelan lang siya papasok. Pag pumasok na
siya kahapon, abangan mo hindi na yan papasok kinabukasan.
The Terror- Kinakatakutan mostly ng mga studyante, mga
instructor na masasabi mo talagang Terror Teacher, everything should be
perfect, disiplinado lahat ng estudyante napaka strict pagdating sa lahat gusto
nya all eyes on me sa kanya while discussing, and once you are caught that
you’re doing something else and not listening means kicking you out of the
class.
The
Professor-
kelangan makinig ka sa lecture nya because after the discussion comes the
recitation, then quiz after the lecture. That is why students are forced to
listen very well.
Mr. / Ms.
generous-instructors na
mataas talaga magbigay ng grade kaya wala ka nang masasay
Students
Choice- The students choice
award when it comes to being a proctor during exams, swerte ng klase nyo kung
siya ang proctor dahil makakapagkopyahan kayo ng Malaya.
Wise Man-the kind of professor na mahilig magpa-self
study bahala ka ng magbasa at umintindi, pumapasok lang para magpa-quiz.
Attendance
Monster-this is the kind of
instructor who is very strict when it comes to the attendance. If you are 15
minutes late, then you are already considered absent. You should get an excuse
at the guidance in order to be admitted in class.
The extra
student-- if you are a
newbie at school, you could mistaken him/her as a student, aakalain mong
studyante din siya sa ayos at porma nya. But later you’ll find yourself saying
“ay, instructor pala siya, kala ko studyante haha”
Feeling Major-
they are the ones who thinks
and acts like major subjects, daming pinapagawa makipagsabayan daw ba sa mga
projects from our major subjects, feeling major subject ba?!
Mr. / Ms. Surprise
quiz-the kind of
instructor na mahilig magpa Surprise Quiz. Puro unannounced quiz. (Hindi lang
naman po kasi subject nyo na lang lagi rinereview at iniintndi namin,
consideration naman sana ples?!)
Mr. / Ms. Ice
breaker-instructor na
mahilig magpa-Pinoy Idol. Inis naman mga studyanteng absent ata ng nagsabog ng
iba’t ibang talento ang Diyos. Dito naman bumabawi ng todo mga studyanteng
talented. Ganun na pala ang basehan sa grades parang talent portion lang ang
peg.
